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If there's one thing I love, it's a straightforward video description. This one's for you, Zach.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Rap Battle Surprise (above)
• Clam Eats Salt
• Naked Ninja
• Youth Camp Leap Frog
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Base Jump Fail
• Super Moonwalk
• Web Redemption raw clip: Army Mom Prank
• Sleeping in Food
• Bob Kraft Audition
• Yelling at Trucks and Trains

Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.

[via The Daily What]

Last week, a video of a lizard playing this Ant Crusher game went viral.

Turns out a bullfrog isn't going to put up with that shit — chasing after fake ants like an idiot.

"Why don't you download that app that will reattach a thumb, bitch!?"

[via The Daily What]

Over the holiday weekend, my mom and my sister were debating whether one of the things I like to do on the Tosh.0 blog is write posts about things on top of other things, particularly animals on top of animals.

Apparently, the discussion got heated to the point where eventually I got a call from my mother to verify if this is true or not.

To which I replied, "It's not my thing.  It's the Internet's thing.  I am just a conduit through which it flows!"

Exhibit A above.  If this is not true, why would anyone post this image on Reddit for the whole Internet to see?  I mean, besides the fact that it is awesome.

[via Reddit]

I don't know what the implications of this are supposed to be…  Is that guy really homeless?  Is this just a public service announcement using an actor?  Why are Freddie Mercury and David Bowie both Kermit??

Still, I doubt you'll ever find a better video rendition of two Kermit the Frogs lip-dubbing the song "Under Pressure" by Queen and David Bowie all shot in one take.  I mean, now that Jim Henson is dead.

[via The Daily What]

Frog and Toad books were my favorites growing up.  My mom used to read them to me every night.  She even did the voices!

Seeing this helps me better understand why she's now in prison.

Thank you, Internet, for simultaneously ruining and salvaging my childhood.

[via juliasegal via cloudmir]

Sometimes the Internet doesn't make things for you; sometime you have to make the Internet.

I saw a picture of the frog above on Skull Swap and immediately thought of my old friend, Party Cat.

Luckily, I know how to make things happen with Photoshop.

You're welcome.  I have problems.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption to our "Dramatic Frog" picture for last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left on June 24th by the user Kim.

"Too much bug juice."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!