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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Now That's Friendship

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

Be sure and watch the outtakes, where 11 dogs choke and die.

[via CollegeHumor]

What's The Most Menacing Way To Cut A Banana?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Fine, I'll do the dishes. Geez.

[via Acid Cow]

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Step Aside, Novices

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 21, 2012 at 11:00AM

In my day, we called them "whores."

[via Rats Off]

Boy Is My Face Red

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 11:00AM

I'm pretty sure this is racist against watermelons.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 24, 2010 at 7:00PM

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Billiam in response to a What You're Saying About Tosh.0 post.

Billiam, I have a feeling you're jerking our chain with this one. If you're not and you've really just had your first plum, that's crazy! Crazy great!

Let us know when you eat an apple. Oh, and a clementine! That'll be worth a comment. But maybe you should wait for a fruit-related post. Just so it's a bit more relevant.

Who wants pie?

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