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Any Takers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

Weird choice of shirt for a family reunion.

[via Izismile]

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Time To Learn A New Word, Kids

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 27, 2013 at 10:00AM

OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

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Excellent Question

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

FYI, that's the catchphrase from the popular Japanese sitcom, "Who Is Cunt Now?"

[via Break]

At Least She's Still Hot Enough To Get Laid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube, By Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

[via Barstool]

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Fack

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 5:00PM

"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Thank you for starting a thoughtful dialogue about our show.

Has The End Of Days Changed Your Attitude On Hygiene?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

I'm not brushing my teeth either.

[via Acid Cow]

Space Those Letters Out, Sign

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2012 at 4:00PM

Unless you're advertising to the large group of people who get turned the fuck on by Shrek spin-offs.

[via imgur]

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flick n float

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Super Angry Parrot

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 11:00AM

I know, Super Angry Parrot. I thought it was Friday too.

[via BuzzFeed]

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