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Weird choice of shirt for a family reunion.

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OK: "You have a beautiful daughter."

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FYI, that's the catchphrase from the popular Japanese sitcom, "Who Is Cunt Now?"

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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

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"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Thank you for starting a thoughtful dialogue about our show.

I'm not brushing my teeth either.

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Unless you're advertising to the large group of people who get turned the fuck on by Shrek spin-offs.

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I know, Super Angry Parrot. I thought it was Friday too.

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