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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

This Apocalypse Ain't So Bad After All!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

I hear Dunkin' Donuts is giving away free munchkins after the human race is vanquished.

[via The Chive]

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2012 at 6:00PM

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

I CAN'T READ THIS CLIP. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT.

[via Urlesque]

I Got Your Children's Book Right Here

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 30, 2012 at 2:00PM

It's the perfect book to read to your children after four beers.

[via verasfreedomofspeech]

The True Spirit of the Holidays

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

Jesus didn't even have electricity.  What the fuck does he care!?

[via Break]

He's Going Solo, You Guys

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 17, 2011 at 5:00PM

This Bon Jovi cover band guitarist really went out with a bang.

When I quit my job I hope at least five people are there to get upset about it.

[via PBH]

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Great Reporters Have a Great Sign Off

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 16, 2011 at 1:00PM

She's probably in a rush to make her date for tea and crumpets at Windsor Palace.

[via The Daily What]

Carefree Baby Reminds Us Not To Give A Shit

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 17, 2011 at 5:00PM

We learn our greatest lessons on this blog from babies. The world is not such an awful place. It's okay to feel.

And now we learn not to give a single fuck.

Even Ellie's dad is like, "Don't say that word anymore…" Eh, fuck it. It's funny. Camera's still rolling.

[via BuzzFeed]

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