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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

fuckyoutime

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

[via Izismile]

Not Sure If It's A Boy Or A Girl, But It's Definitely An A**hole

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

"It's just unprotected sex with a trucker. What's the worst that could happen??"

[via Failblog]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Thank you for starting a thoughtful dialogue about our show.

Proof of Evolution

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 16, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Facebook Comments — Not Even Once.

Okay.  Just this once.

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facebook

fuck you

moment

never

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Not What You Want to See When You Look Up into the Sky on Friday the 13th

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

The sky was not pleased at North Korea's attempt to give it a rocket.

[via Reddit]

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FU

fuck you

middle finger

sky

Unity

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

We truly live in remarkable times.

[via IAB]

Vacuum and the Horse You Rode in On!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 1, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Fuck you!  I'm not going to say 'vacuum.'  Are you fucking deaf!?"

[via The Daily What]

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Talk to the Shoe

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

For when two hands is not enough to show someone how much you want them to fuck off.

#HighFashion

[via Izismile]

Well That Explains It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 22, 2011 at 12:00PM

Definitely just worth the two words then.

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