Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck
And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.
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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.
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Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.
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I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.
We truly live in remarkable times.
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"Fuck you! I'm not going to say 'vacuum.' Are you fucking deaf!?"
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For when two hands is not enough to show someone how much you want them to fuck off.
#HighFashion
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