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Aggressive Landscaping

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

Would you believe it actually just grows in like this? Nature and its many bounties.

[via The Chive]

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garden

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landscaping

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shrubs

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Just So We're Clear

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2013 at 8:00PM

Tom's first passive-aggressive expression was naming his WiFi password "Clean Up Your Dog Shit." When that went unnoticed he had to step up his game.

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Middle Finger, Corner Pocket

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

I send dick pics the exact same way.

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

[via Izismile]

Not Sure If It's A Boy Or A Girl, But It's Definitely An A**hole

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

"It's just unprotected sex with a trucker. What's the worst that could happen??"

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