full house

Come ooooooon, Lauren and Michael! What was that shit?! I mean, the beginning was great. I was in love with you guys after the second time your names appeared on the screen. But then I lost interest.

I don't know, maybe I got too old for your show in those few seconds. Maybe I moved on to something edgier, like a "Boy Meets World" recreation.

I just wanted more.

We can only hope that ten years from now Michael Kaplan will stay relevant by doing the dirtiest stand-up set anyone has ever heard at the Hollywood Improv. And if we're lucky, we'll be there to witness him say that he would totally bang his twin daughters.

[via Videogum]

Full House: The cause of and solution to all my drinking.

[via The Clearly Dope]

There's nothing like shattering your childhood memories with the internet. You take some old sitcom footage, a guy with some graphics knowledge, Final Cut Pro and you've got yourself a dream destroyer. Take this new and "improved version" of the opening credits of one of my all time favorite shows, "Full House."

God, I hope Uncle Jessie's okay.

For some more unforgettable 80's sitcom opening credit remixes, check out one of my favorite sites of all time, Fatal Farm.