Come ooooooon, Lauren and Michael! What was that shit?! I mean, the beginning was great. I was in love with you guys after the second time your names appeared on the screen. But then I lost interest.
I don't know, maybe I got too old for your show in those few seconds. Maybe I moved on to something edgier, like a "Boy Meets World" recreation.
I just wanted more.
We can only hope that ten years from now Michael Kaplan will stay relevant by doing the dirtiest stand-up set anyone has ever heard at the Hollywood Improv. And if we're lucky, we'll be there to witness him say that he would totally bang his twin daughters.