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Where the glory comes out.

This is real, by the way.

There is nothing fake about the ORAL Roberts Ministries magazine.

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At least your sucky-ass job pays. Now stop complaining and get back to work.

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Hello, ladies.

Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn?t me.

But if he stopped using ladies' scented body wash and switched to Axe, he could smell like he?s me an 8 year-old prostitute that washes his pits with Pine-Sol.

[via The High Def]

Looks like Mark Webber finished first!

Oh shit. It says he got second place. Whatever. He clearly finished. And that's all that matters because it's not a race anyway.

Hear that, gentlemen? It is not a race.

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Somebody better ice down that baby before it goes bad.

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So, what? As soon as you become an adult the Tooth Fairy just doesn't show up anymore? Michael needed you last night! You were supposed to take the evidence! And leave him a damn dollar.

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Editors at the Illawarra Mercury learned everything they need to know about North Korea by watching Team America. And honestly? Who didn't?

I think that's a perfect snapshot of the country.

Kim Jong Il is North Korea. He was sent from Xiron to conquer the Earf. And he's fucking busy. That's all you need to know. That sums up Kim Jong Il (and North Korea).

Oh, and he thinks Arec Barrwin is worthress. Which is only one of the many things Kim and the rest of the world vehemently disagree on.

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Hey there. Whatchu up to this weekend? Maybe want to grab a bite? I know a great little place out back. Let's go tonight.

Life will still be there tomorrow.

Interested?

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Thank goodness for that! Because the weekend means free time. And free time means you can finally ride your bike.

It's been a long, hard week. I bet you could use a bath right now.

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