Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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I have a riddle. What's black and white and stared at? A newspaper.
OK, I have another one.
What's black and white and stared at for really long periods of time? A newspaper with boobies on it!
Can you pass me the Focus section when you're done, honey? I really want to read the article.
[via Eat Liver]
Power through! This day has nothing on you, badass.
Sure, it may hurt other people to be back at work after the weekend. But it doesn't hurt you. Because YOU. DON'T. FEEL. PAIN.
[via TBT]
I don't like animals. I know, I know, what the f**k is wrong with me?
But it's true. I'm just really not a fan.
In fact, I almost didn't get this job because I didn't give Daniel's dog the proper amount of attention during my interview. Are you confused? I was too. Because his dog was sitting on my lap for the whole thing.
Anyway, I'm no pet lover and I'm especially not a fan of dogs. That's why I would never post a picture of a dog unless that picture of a dog was the greatest picture of a dog I had ever seen.
This? This is amazing.
For the moment, I get it. In a few minutes I'll go back to hating your pet for assuming I want to touch and/or play with it. But for now… how awesome is this dog?
[via theCHIVE]

Running into a random "funny" image on the internet can be difficult sometimes. There's usually not that much context. It's a press photo removed from the article. It's a pic removed from a whole album. Or it's just hentai that's nonsense even with the context.
This is one of those out-of-context pictures (not the hentai kind). I'm not sure what to laugh at.
I think it's the last one.
[via Izismile]
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