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Walmart Photo of the Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2010 at 3:00PM

Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I BE buying any more Mountain Dew?!?!?

[via THD]

What A Bummer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 24, 2010 at 10:00AM

Ugh. Guess I'll just have a Diet Coke then.

[via omg]

The News Is So Interesting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 19, 2010 at 1:00PM

I have a riddle. What's black and white and stared at? A newspaper.

OK, I have another one.

What's black and white and stared at for really long periods of time? A newspaper with boobies on it!

Can you pass me the Focus section when you're done, honey? I really want to read the article.

[via Eat Liver]

Don't Let Monday Bring You Down!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 28, 2010 at 10:00AM

Power through! This day has nothing on you, badass.

Sure, it may hurt other people to be back at work after the weekend. But it doesn't hurt you. Because YOU. DON'T. FEEL. PAIN.

[via TBT]

The Best Dog-Related Picture Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 23, 2010 at 10:00AM

I don't like animals. I know, I know, what the f**k is wrong with me?

But it's true. I'm just really not a fan.

In fact, I almost didn't get this job because I didn't give Daniel's dog the proper amount of attention during my interview. Are you confused? I was too. Because his dog was sitting on my lap for the whole thing.

Anyway, I'm no pet lover and I'm especially not a fan of dogs. That's why I would never post a picture of a dog unless that picture of a dog was the greatest picture of a dog I had ever seen.

This? This is amazing.

For the moment, I get it. In a few minutes I'll go back to hating your pet for assuming I want to touch and/or play with it. But for now… how awesome is this dog?

[via theCHIVE]

Good To Know

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 21, 2010 at 10:00AM

This is Virginia's version of updating your Facebook status. Also, sad.

[via Burbia]

Christmas Photos Have Too Much Going On

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 24, 2009 at 10:00AM

Let's celebrate Hanukkah!

Running into a random "funny" image on the internet can be difficult sometimes. There's usually not that much context. It's a press photo removed from the article. It's a pic removed from a whole album. Or it's just hentai that's nonsense even with the context.

This is one of those out-of-context pictures (not the hentai kind). I'm not sure what to laugh at.

  • Is it the cartoon Christmas tree in the background? Or that awesome chair?
  • Is it the pig character who I don't remember being part of the Nutcracker Ballet?
  • Is it the kid in the bottom right who's feeling left out?
  • Is it the kid on the bottom left who's dressed like a furry?

I think it's the last one.

[via Izismile]

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