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Praise Be to Mike Tyson Quotes

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 21, 2010 at 11:00AM

Hump day getting you down?  There's one thing that always makes life better…

Mike Tyson quotes!

From the man that brought you the legendary, "I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah," and the heart-wrenching, "[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse," comes an entire webpage of new hit quotes!

Who can forget classic moments like "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him"?  Well, the linguistical lion is back with another relentless barrage of bignormous babbling!

But don't let BuzzFeed be the judge for you: Go read Details magazine's interview with the man himself and find your own Mike Tyson quote for the ages!

And remember: "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all!"

[via BuzzFeed, additional quotes via here]

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