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Why aren't you more proud to be the only person Tim Tebow's ever screwed?

[via reddit]

At the very least it covers up your herpes with buffalo sauce.

[via The Chive]

How many times do we have to tell you, Will Smith? No amount of money is going to change that.

[via izismile]

Imagine how much worse it was for the guy who invented the hug.

[via Stuff]

WE WERE SKINNIER BUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SLUTTY

DO U REMEMBER

[calm down @massholesports, via izismile]

If you choke laughing at someone choking on a hot dog then we'll give you the Heimlich because we gotta keep the cool people around.

[via EatLiver]

SHE THINKS IT'S A DISCO, NOT A GARAGE SALE

SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING

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Aim inside the house. The kitchen window is left open for just that reason.

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"Well that's convenient because all of my money is in undergarments." ?Local stripper

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Wait, what?

I didn't know Dancers Ranch served pizza!

[via Bad Menu]