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30 TO CREEP THE WHOLE PARTY OUT

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GAH! Why did I touch it!?!?

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Planking is so last season. And coneing is bad for your health. So let's all join in on the new craze: Stocking!

I recreated a stock photo today and boy was it fun…

That stock photo is called "I Love My Job!".

And this stock photo is called "Frustrated At Work".

Mike actually isn't stocking. That's just what he did when I asked him to participate.

[Stocking Is The New Planking]

If all the other penguins jumped into the lake, would you?

No.

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No, thank you.

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WHO ARE WE KIDDING, YOU ARE A WOMAN. GUYS DON'T READ THESE THINGS.

CARRY ON THEN.

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Today we are all this capybara. And Monday is the monkey.

Monday taunts us all weekend long. We just sit there and take it, knowing fully well that eventually it will get close enough to punch us in the face.

And after that, Monday will kick us in the eye. Then walk all over us on its way out.

"At least Monday didn't throw his poo," we'll say, staring at our cubicle wall.

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You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is?WHAT THE FU?oh, it's just my reflection.

[via The DW, Previously: Thriller Cat]

I'd tell her to touch up those roots when she's done but I don't know sign language.

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To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, "If you have to die at least be witty about it. Also, you can lie on your taxes."

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