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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Girls Will Be Girls

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

Which of these toned, fit ladies with a bikini made of chest hair is not like the other?

[via The Chive]

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Your Dog Looks Like a Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 2, 2012 at 4:00PM

"And I doth so love this particular dog I shalt mushroom stamp him!" — God

[via Izismile]

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There Are No Stupid Questions?: Cat Eyes

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 20, 2009 at 4:00PM

toshHeader_noStupidQs

lolcat

Or — Why are their eyes in the right place FOR THE HOLES IN THEIR FUR?

No matter how you ask it, the coincidence is puzzling. Leave your explanations for this evolution puzzle in the comments.

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