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"One minute I was petting my dog, the next my sheets were ruined."

[via TO NSFW]

This notable furry, Gary Matthews, has been making headlines all across the web after legally trying to change his name in court to "Boomer the Dog."

Gary, I hate to tell you this now, but just because your parents made you eat dog food growing up doesn't make you a dog.  Your dad was just an asshole.

Things get really interesting around the 53 second mark when the reporter refers to him as an "unemployed computer technician."  Really?  Unemployed??  Really?  Computer technician??  I don't believe any of that.  Primarily because I find it hard to believe he's ever had a job as a computer technician in the past.  That would be like me waltzing around telling reporters I am an "unemployed movie star."

Well, apparently, Gary's request for a name change has been denied.  But my advice to Boomer is to start thinking bigger.  Stop trying to use the courts to change your name and start thinking lawsuits!  Check the paint in your house for lead!  Test the local water for contamination!  Sue your babysitter for tying you up with that dog collar!

Come on…  Someone had to have done something to you…

It's not this kid who's busted, it's the Internet.  This pic is a fake! Here's the original.

That doesn't mean I'm going to let it just sit in the internet garbage and rot, because this thing is a treasure.  Who cares if it's been Photoshopped?! The weirder the better!  

Don't pretend like you'd know if this picture was fake.  Most of you will probably skip this nonsense I've written and go straight to making an intelligent comment below anyway.  After all, that's what the internet is about, isn't it?  Nonsensical comments on things that don't matter?

[pic via I Am Bored]

Running into a random "funny" image on the internet can be difficult sometimes. There's usually not that much context. It's a press photo removed from the article. It's a pic removed from a whole album. Or it's just hentai that's nonsense even with the context.

This is one of those out-of-context pictures (not the hentai kind). I'm not sure what to laugh at.

• Is it the cartoon Christmas tree in the background? Or that awesome chair?
• Is it the pig character who I don't remember being part of the Nutcracker Ballet?
• Is it the kid in the bottom right who's feeling left out?
• Is it the kid on the bottom left who's dressed like a furry?

I think it's the last one.

[via Izismile]