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Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

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Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.

If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.

Vote now until midnight of May 28th. His future is in your hands.

This photo takes place in the future when we finally figure out what to do with poor people who ride the bus.

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"And if you look real close, you'll see your future job market."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Shouldn't be too hard for an engineering student.

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No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

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Your future looks shitty. And not just because of the orange chicken.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Lawn Mower of the Future" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Lawn Mower of the Future."  Is lawnmower even two words??  Oh, it can be?  Well, whatever, let's change this title anyway.  I'm sick of looking.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote — in a tight race of terrible titles (which is my fault for picking them) — was Kyle Takacs with "Used to spit now she swallows."  What can I say?  Sex sells.  Congratulations, Kyle!

At first I thought these people were pathetic, but then I realized I am the one staring at a picture of them on the Internet while lying alone in my PJs on the couch.

It almost makes me want to sit up and play some Wii Table Tennis.

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