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"The grand prize is a Caribbean cruise with your C-UNT– of a wife."

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My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

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And that problem is: you're dumb.

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"And now Literature for $1000. This novel, published in 1605, shares its name with the title's hero character."

"What is… Dirty Sanchez?"

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"A threesome" is NEVER the wrong answer.

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I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.

Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.

But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.

That's Chemistry 101, people.

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Oh, man. CLASSIC.

Who wants to be an anal surgeon? That lady.

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They say love is the universal language.

And everybody loves a cumshot.

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From here on out, "nekkid gramaw!" is the right answer to any and every question.

Spread the word.

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I'd like to solve the puzzle…

"WHY IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE STILL ON TV?"

That is correct!

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