To create successful reality television, simply follow these steps:
- Combine premises of other shows (preferably ones involving fat people)
- Pitch to VH1
- Roll around in your piles of money
I am going to pitch a show where fat people from Jersey live in a large house on a deserted island with celebrity alcoholics.
Tyra Banks judges their manners while Dr. Drew judges their cooking. The winner of the show (male or female) gets to marry Tila Tequila.
It's going to be called†American Idol.