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My Real Name's Suzi

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 5, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"Name the worst part about college."
"Lack of financial aid?"
"I'm sorry, we were looking for 'It's tough to watch game shows.'"

Get Nervous on 'Wheel of Fortune' Much?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

You know, dude…  A magic "wand."  It's that thing you wish you had to make this embarrassing video disappear off YouTube.

[via Gawker]

Fan Favorites: Knife or Banana?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2012 at 6:00PM

It's the dead of winter.  Now seems like the perfect time to let a swimsuit model bring some warmth into our lives.

…even though she gets stabbed.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Snoop Dogg Knows the Price of Paper Towels

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

I haven't watched The Price Is Right in a long time — I haven't been able to stay home sick from school in 16 years — but apparently nowadays Snoop Dogg might drop in on your pricing game.

A couple weeks ago, he was on Celebrity Week and helped this girl win a car.

'Cause you know Snoop's double checking the circular before dropping into Ralphs to grab himself a jar of Hidden Valley Ranch.

[via ratsoff]

Computer to Compete on Jeopardy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2011 at 3:00PM

"Watson" — an IBM artificial intelligence supercomputer will be competing on upcoming episodes of Jeopardy to be aired from February 14th to 16th.

To prove his worth, the computer is up against two legendary Jeopardy champions: Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter.

In part of a test match that was released (seen above), Watson beat his human opponents, racking up $4,400, compared to Ken's $3,400 and Brad's $1,200.

Watson immediately took his $4,400 to Vegas where his ability to calculate perfect odds won him a quick $300,000 at a Palms blackjack table.

Unfortunately, casino security became suspicious when Watson removed his hat to scratch his head and realized that he was computer.

He was taken out back, stripped of his winnings and roughed up pretty bad.

Watson was last seen displaying porn for spare change in an alley behind the Laughlin Harrah's — having sunk as low as a common public library PC.

Success is a bitch, Watson.  Bet no one in the IBM artificial intelligence department ever taught you that, huh?

[via VentureBeat]

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