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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

What A Misogynistic Activity Book

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

I know a guy in Chinatown, sells 'em 4 for a dollar.

[via Break]

From The Maker of Hungry Hungry Hippos

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

It's "Horny Horny Japanese Men Who Want You To Bludgeon Their Dicks (TM)."

[via Video Fantastica]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Pigs Feet Bobbin'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 12:00PM

This little piggy should have stayed home.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John DiCarlo.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Pigs Feet Bobbin'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 29, 2012 at 4:00PM


Another sport without any Jewish superstars.

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A Fun Game

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.

[via Reddit]

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Don't Ignore Hitler

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

More Proof That Frogs Are Smarter Than Lizards

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 22, 2011 at 10:00AM

Last week, a video of a lizard playing this Ant Crusher game went viral.

Turns out a bullfrog isn't going to put up with that shit — chasing after fake ants like an idiot.

"Why don't you download that app that will reattach a thumb, bitch!?"

[via The Daily What]

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A Lizard with a Smartphone

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

"This is the worst ant vending machine ever!" – the lizard

[via VVV]

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Family Game Night Still Sucks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 5, 2011 at 12:00PM

I prefer Scattergories where you can use the word "CUNT" for 12 answers at a time.

[via I Am Bored]

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Try Before You Buy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

"When it's 'White Friday,' then it'll be your turn to play."

[via Izismile]

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