Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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This little piggy should have stayed home.
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Another sport without any Jewish superstars.
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Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.
[via Reddit]
"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.
Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea. Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.
Don't stay calm. Don't carry on. That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.
Last week, a video of a lizard playing this Ant Crusher game went viral.
Turns out a bullfrog isn't going to put up with that shit — chasing after fake ants like an idiot.
"Why don't you download that app that will reattach a thumb, bitch!?"
[via The Daily What]
"This is the worst ant vending machine ever!" – the lizard
[via VVV]
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