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Need to work on that forearm tan.

[via Nick Holmes]

According to GeekWire, 18-year-old University of Washington freshman Kevin Birrell "is one of just 5 people ? 2 outside Japan ? to have achieved the World Grand Master title in Tetris: The Grand Master 3."

This video is pretty much the complete opposite of the Kate Upton doing the "Cat Daddy" video.

So if watching 10 minutes of Tetris doesn't get your rocks off, don't worry.  Go watch boobies jiggle.

Actually, Kevin and Kate are almost the same age.  We should set these two cute kids up.

[via I Heart Chaos]

That's how you know the game is used.  If it was new, you'd be buying it from a Japanese person.

[via Reddit]

So apparently, Portal 2 is one of the hot new video games on the market.  I wouldn't know.  I don't game much anymore.  I used to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour, but now when I win, I just feel sorry for the guy.

Regardless, I figured some of you gamers out there would find this funny: a mix of Portal and Tetris.

It's actually playable, in case you can't tell where the joke is going.  (Trust me, you can tell where the joke is going.)

At the very least, it'll keep our slower fans on the blog longer.  And that's one of our key demos… slow people.

[via EPICponyz, source Dueling Analogs]

A Redditor user showed off what his computer keyboard looks like after "six months without a job."

My suggestion to him: Once you get some cash go buy yourself an Xbox, get a Kinect, get some exercise.  Maybe grab yourself an iPad, play some touchscreen games.  Maybe meet a woman; take her out to a nice dinner.  Get the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu.  That'll help you keep her.

Give that keyboard a rest.

[via Reddit]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by J. Scott.

I'm glad his first date is going well.

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My Sim girlfriend thinks this shirt is hot.