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I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.
[via I Am Bored]
But a lack of archaic cell phones ain't one.
Being an embarrassment to myself is though.
[via Acid Cow]
That top bill was used to snort talcum powder off a stripper's ass.
The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.
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