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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

He Probably Just Smoked A Fattie

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."

[via Barstool]

He Had Some Very Specific Requests

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.

[via I Am Bored]

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Got 99 Problems

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 15, 2012 at 10:00AM

But a lack of archaic cell phones ain't one.

Being an embarrassment to myself is though.

[via Acid Cow]

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'Turn It To The Side, Son'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

I feel like he would hit it off really well with her.

By "hit it off" I mean they'd have sex with the door open while their kids played with fire ten feet away.

[via I am Bored]

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Say Hello To My Little Friend

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 27, 2012 at 11:00AM

That top bill was used to snort talcum powder off a stripper's ass.

[via Izismile]

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The Kid In The Hat Is The Leader

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 3:00PM

The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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