gary busey

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Cookie tacos beg the question: should you dunk them in horchata?
• Gary Busey tells us how to have sex in trees. Thanks, but I could just ask a squirrel.
• Man Vs Wild producer got a snake bite and OHMYGODHOLYFUCK
• Here's lingerie model Erin Heatherton, who will never be your girlfriend
• This weather blooper reminds me a lot of when Ashlee Simpson was on SNL
• The Korean masturbating teacher is probably fired
• A missed connection at the Grilled Cheese Invitational is pretty gouda
• 19 medical emergencies only Yahoo! Answers can solve. Lots of things going up buttholes.
• A leopard vs a piñata proves that all species enjoy fiestas Mexicanas
• And in case you somehow completely missed the best post ever, here's Small Dad.

[photo via sheknows]

Buseys are special. They can see and hear things that normal people can't. They sit on hills, smoke cigars and talk about Lord Of The Rings characters for no apparent reason. They tend to travel alone. I don't know how a male or female Busey apparatus works but it must be working in some way because there's also Jake Busey. Doggone Buseys, they're so cute. Can't tell the boys from the girls which must make it exciting for them. Buseys wear NFL hats and they always get stuff done quickly efficiently and to the T. They can finish a pint of Jager in under 6 seconds and also their skin is the color of ham.

[via thebuseyzone]

Booze: the only thing that dulls the pain of not owning a Mac.

[via Break]

I see Gary Busey's writing church signs now.

[via I am Bored]

My dad had a really violent sweet tooth.

[Via Izismile]

Utah! Get me two (cars).

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With the short clip above, Gary Busey has officially endorsed Donald Trump's run for the presidency.

I've created a Busey-ism for Gary Busey's last name.  B-U-S-E-Y stands for "Buddy, Understand Something. Essentially Yourealivingjoke."

[via Dlisted]

Charlie Sheen isn't the only insane person in Hollywood. So don't let his media shit show make you forget the crazies that came before him.

This video also serves as next year's Oscar's In Memoriam.

Just kidding. Gary Busey will never die.

[via FilmDrunk]

Yo dudes.  So I don't really post that much for the show anymore because I do other things for it now, but those things still involve surfing the internet for hours at a time and wanting to kill myself as a result of that.

Kidding, I love the internet.  Get it?  It's all jokes.

So here are some of my fave posts this last year, in case you forgot how deep we've delved into the internet for you people.

Feel free to send us gifts of appreciation.  Kidding, don't.  You're all nuts and I don't trust you weirdos!

Kidding!  Jokes!

Ain't Love Grand – And you think you have problems with your girlfriend…

Not Cho' Nacho Hat – The Internet is a great place to show off your latest inventions.

How-To Guide: Ramen Bath – Proof you can find a "How To" for pretty much anything online.

Gary Busey Time! – It wouldn't be a favorites list without some Busey.

This Is What the Internet Does to Your Children – Perverts.  It turns your children into perverts.

ABOVE: Chicken DcNugget

If you guys don't already know, Gary Busey rules the internet.  Sure, there's this awesome family photo.  But have you seen the video of him being interviewed by an 11 year-old where he makes it real weird real quick?
Like I said, Gary Busey rules the internet.

[pic via Holy Taco]