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Self Service Pump

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 12, 2014 at 8:00PM

She’s prepping for her famous flaming vagina trick she performs nightly at the local gentleman’s club.

[via Reddit]

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flexible

gas

gas pump

self service

vagina

Scoring Free Gas Looks Tough

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 13, 2013 at 9:00PM

Maybe he just realized what his girl looked like in a two piece.

[via Imgur]

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car

crime

gas

gas station

gasoline

girlfriend

two piece

Full Service Pimp

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 3:00PM

Time to refuel. These bitches ain't gonna backhand themselves.

[via Izismile]

Better Out Than In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

He just shit himself.

[via Failblog]

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burrito

fart

farting

gas

GIF

statistics

stats

I Should Implement This Policy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2013 at 10:00AM

Would you accept a Chewy bar? It's chocolate chip.

[via Acid Cow]

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ass

bumper sticker

car

free

gas

grass

ride