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Guys, it's fine. He and the car have been going steady for like three months.

Perhaps he's related to this guy?

[via The Chive]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was LP Theories (above)
• Two dudes shared smoke rings
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a kid with long eyelashes
• A guy had a tantric orgasm in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel went grocery shopping with Carrot Top
• Daniel took out the trash with Carrot Top
• We debuted Daniel's new scent
• And Daniel got gas with Carrot Top

Man, it's snowing so hard out, I completely forgot I was in the middle of getting gas.

[via Acid Cow]

I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.

[via The Chive]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Honestly this sounds a lot like Jennifer Lopez' last single. And you KNOW that booty farts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Crushable]

My child is more endangered than your honor student.

[via Clearly Dope]

Twenty-year-old Michael Baker of Kentucky was charged last month with stealing gasoline from a police cruiser after he posted a photo of the theft on his Facebook page.

No word yet on whether the fashion police made an arrest for the sideways hat.

[via The Daily What]

Call of Doody

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Wesley Barnes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

"If you're going to wear the gas mask, at least close the door!"

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

Following your dreams really pays off.

In Arizona, it's pays off at about $7.35 an hour.

[via Viral Viral Videos]