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Joe Jonas' biggest fan had a bit of a breakdown on Flickr. Poor thing. I understand the turtre she's enduring.

When I was 13 I went to a Ricky Martin concert and I couldn't sleep for a week because I knew Ricky would never love me the way I loved him.

Lulu,

It gets better. Also, he's gay.

Sincerely,
Carly

Congratulations to A Pair of Nuts, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Gayo," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

In tonight's episode, Daniel defended his brothers at an anti-gay press conference in Uganda.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the American Idol Girls
• This week's Video Breakdown was a freak samurai sword accident
• This week's 20 Seconds on the Clock featured illicit childhood dancing
• Daniel showed us the joys of swimming with a neck tube (with bonus footage not seen on TV!)
• Daniel demonstrated some feats of strength with his bicep (with bonus footage not seen on TV!)
• And we exposed a few of your office secrets in our new segment, Twispers.  Hopefully, you won't get in any trouble (with bonus footage not seen on TV!  That's a lot of bonus footage!!)
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

There's a lot of hullabaloo about this ad promoting karate lessons for feminine boys. But I completely agree with it.

Karate is a great idea! He's definitely going to have to tone those legs up if he wants to look good in 3-inch heels.

[via Gawker]

Daniel pays his dues in Vegas.

Now that Prop 8 has been overturned, the gay marriage debate is once again raging here in California and across the country.

The latest discussion is whether or not Judge Vaughn Walker was even fit to rule on the case being that he is an openly gay judge.

I've spent a lot of time staring at the image above of Judge Walker, trying to figure out if we can trust the ruling of a judge who wears that tie.

Personally, I think the tie is pretty gay, which means he might be biased towards things that are gay.  But one of my coworkers here said it reminded her of Rush Limbaugh's ties, which would mean he's possibly biased towards things that are conservative.

What do you think?  What does that tie mean?!?

[via NY Daily News]

I remember when I was 16 and I first started driving, I would sit there at the gas station pumping my gas holding the pump the entire time thinking about how annoying it was.

Then one day I saw some guy put the nozzle in and walk away from the pump.  I was dumbfounded!  It was that day I realized that most gas nozzles have a little metal piece underneath you can flip down so you don't have to hold the pump while you fill your car.

But I learned a bigger lesson: Sometimes in life there are things you don't realize you don't know.

Knowing the meaning of "riding bareback" is not one of those things.  What an idiot.

[via The Bilerico Project]

Someone misspelled tattoos on an unintentionally gay billboard.

Double woops or double win?

[via Julia Segel]

I actually bought a new condo across town like 5 months ago, but I refused to let myself move until I found an all gay moving company.

Oh… my… god, Pink!  I totally forgot to pack all my dildos and anal lube!

[via UniqueDaily]

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from d.bird in response to a post about static cling.

Listen up, d.bag. I mean, d.bird. This is neither the time nor the place to out someone. And if you meant gay as in, "Playing with Barbies is gay!" then shut up. Because Ebert is awesome.

Most importantly d.bag, what's with your thought process? When I see panties on a head, I don't think about film critics. I think about weddings. (But that's just because I'm always thinking about weddings. It's a girl thing.)

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

We should all start celebrating our half birthdays.