geese

Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.

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This is just like that Hitchcock movie "The Birds", except not scary at all and this kid is a pussy.

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"I don't know about pounds but in geese I can do like, one."

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Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas song gets really scary when you think about getting six of those fucking things.

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This is why you don't put all your eggs in one basket.  Sometimes they all hatch at the same time.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Goose March" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Goose March."  Did you know a group of geese on the ground is called a "gaggle."  Shrug.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was a tight one, but Mike Velker prevailed with his title, "Ok, now play Free Bird."  It's hilarious because jerks are always yelling out "Play Free Bird!" at concerts and everybody loves jerks!  Congrats, Mike!