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Last week, The National Enquirer broke the news that To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen had been "caught" himself — cheating on his wife.

Now, The Daily Mail reports that Hansen also engaged in "sexting" during the affair.  And those pics may be coming soon to a computer near you…

"The NBC anchor is said to be terrified that the steamy pictures will be leaked and end up on the internet," writes The Mail.

The Internet has a funny way of handing out karma: You use the Internet to pretend you are an underage girl to bust perverts, so the Internet shows the world a picture of your dong.  It's a delicate but fair balance.

And though the pics haven't leaked yet, descriptions are making the rounds:

"'One of the images shows Chris standing in a hotel room in front of a large mirror. He's wearing only a white bathrobe that's completely open – showing off his entire chest and midsection – with one hand concealing his genitals.'"

Oh god.  Just show us the pics.  They can't be worse than having to use my imagination to conjure up images of a naked Chris Hansen debating which way of holding his junk is most erotic.

At least the good news is that the woman, aged 30, is an adult.  We wouldn't want to make Alanis Morissette's head to explode.

I agree that these snow penises should be taken down immediately.  Waiting for genitals to melt is a slow and painful process.

[via BuzzFeed]

MAYBE?!?!?

[via I Am Bored]

Before I sauté dinner and serve it with a side of rice pilaf I like to ask one question: was this fish a player?

Scientists have discovered that Mexican mollies wear an extravagant mustache-like structure on their top lip. Why? Female fish find it attractive and the mustache "may be used to rub the female fish's genitals, exciting them".

From now on, I will only eat Mexican mollies. I want my dinner to have turned on the ladies with his 'stache, charm, and sex appeal.

Oh, salmon, you swim upstream? Big deal. Let me know when your facial hair has pleasured a woman ? then we'll talk.

[via Geekologie, BBC News]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing. Ouch.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Wondering what you missed going viral over the weekend?  Oh, how about just a little thing we like to call Divided Salli Saddle Chair Seat, aka "Chair For Your Genitals"!

Oddly enough, this isn't the first time I have heard a man in a thick European accent recommend I might want to "try without underwear."

Let's just say I'm not going to make that mistake again.

[via Buzzfeed]