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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

You see, this right here is how a guy becomes a gentleman.

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Keanu Reeves Is a Total Gentleman

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 9, 2011 at 4:00PM

What does Keanu care if he's standing or sitting? We're all living in The Matrix anyway.

His real body is actually asleep in some pod somewhere.

Or something. I couldn't pay attention to that stoner nonsense.

"Look at all the special effects!"  I'll tell you who was "special": the person who wrote that terrible script.

But yeah, regardless, Keanu is super nice guy.  He's just an actor.  The Matrix wasn't his fault.

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