Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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What does Keanu care if he's standing or sitting? We're all living in The Matrix anyway.
His real body is actually asleep in some pod somewhere.
Or something. I couldn't pay attention to that stoner nonsense.
"Look at all the special effects!" I'll tell you who was "special": the person who wrote that terrible script.
But yeah, regardless, Keanu is super nice guy. He's just an actor. The Matrix wasn't his fault.
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