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"Thank you for saving me, Brendan. You have passed what I like to call the FIRE FRIENDSHIP TEST."
[via I am Bored]
There's no use crying over spilled milk. But spilled beer? Only a fucking weirdo would laugh about that.
[via VVV]
Flula is back! And guess what? He's upset about another English idiom.
Why do I keep posting his videos? I have no idea! Maybe I like his accent. Or maybe I just feel bad for him because he clearly lives in a car.
[via VVV]
Flula is still in his car. And he's still complaining.
You know what's illogical? That anyone who struggles that much with English would know the word symbiotic!
[via The DW]
Maybe he would prefer it if the phrase was "like shooting the person who named Daddy Long Legs in a barrel".
[previously, via College Humor]
Art doesn't need an explanation. Just ask Marina Abramovic, the performance artist who had a bunch of naked models stand around the MoMA in her latest show. (Still bummed I missed out on all that nudity, I mean, self-expression.)
Anyway, this is clearly art. So I'm not going to try to interpret what's going on here.
I will say, though, that you should return any Christmas present you might have already picked out for me. Because all I want it is a Bagger 288. (Or my own naked model. Either would be nice.)
[via It Makes No Sense]
A Kackel Dackel!
I would get you a real dog but I'm worried you'd try to feed it its own feces. Or rub its poo in your friend's face.
Luckily, that behavior is encouraged when playing with the Kackel Dackel. It seems I've found the perfect gift!
Look how much fun those German children are having! They hardly remember mom's serving pickled eisbein with sauerkraut again tonight.
[via WarmingGlow]
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