Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Sadly, not the biggest thing he's put in his mouth.
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Olivia Riley caught a giant goldfish in Kansas City on Saturday. She took this short video then released it back into the lake.
Because there are very few things in life that don't remind me of a Mitch Hedberg joke, I watched and immediately pictured this:
Giant Goldfish's Friend: "Where were you?"
Giant Goldfish: "I got caught!"
Giant Goldfish's Friend: "I don't believe you, let me see the inside of your lip!"
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