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Umm, My Eyes Are Up Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

I hope she isn't a vegetarian, 'cause he's 95% pepperoni.

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Yeah, But Can They Ollie?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 10:00AM

I'll say it 'cause we're all thinking it: Avril Lavigne's ex-boyfriends.

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Just A Normal Guy, Living A Normal Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

With a normal pet, and normal framed photos.

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Happy Birthday, America!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

Make sure you come up for air.

We've got a light load today but we'll be back in full tomorrow. Go eat a hot dog or something. USA! USA! USA!

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A Perfect Gift for the Alcoholic in Your Family

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2011 at 1:00PM

This flask holds a whopping 64 ounces (that's a half gallon) of booze.

It's the only flask on the market that will get you through the movie New Year's Eve!

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Fan Favorites: Giant Butt Girl

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 31, 2011 at 6:00PM

Yes, let's all watch it again.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

A Woman Who Knows a Lot About Giant Penises

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 11:00AM

Now you also know where sea crabs come from.  And why they're so delicious.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Giant Joint

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Sadly, not the biggest thing he's put in his mouth.

We received over two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Looking at your likes, this week had a resounding favorite, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jesse Frampton.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Giant Joint

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2011 at 4:00PM


THAT'S SOME BAD F***ING GLAUCOMA!

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Woman Catches Giant Goldfish, Makes It Late For Something

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 21, 2011 at 5:00PM

Olivia Riley caught a giant goldfish in Kansas City on Saturday. She took this short video then released it back into the lake.

Because there are very few things in life that don't remind me of a Mitch Hedberg joke, I watched and immediately pictured this:

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "Where were you?"

Giant Goldfish: "I got caught!"

Giant Goldfish's Friend: "I don't believe you, let me see the inside of your lip!"

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