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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Shocker Halloween costume. It's funny but smells a little weird. 
• Watermelon Oreos sound absolutely disgusting. What a stupid idea.
• Hairy leggings are a good way to fend off perverts AND stay single forever.
• Heat vs Spurs cheerleaders is the real competition here.
• A news videobomb compilation! Never gets old.
• Rihanna hit someone with her microphone, because surely nobody is videotaping her during a concert.
• A dude thinks he's an alien, definitely isn't one.
• A bunch of Kelly Brook GIFs! Boobs goin' up and down.
• The Anchorman 2 trailer looks excellent. I'm ready for a moustache ride.
• A dog hotel called The Paw Seasons is real. Real annoying.
• And the most amusing athlete mug shots, not to be confused with the thousands of other athlete mugshots that are not amusing.

[photo via Buy Costumes]

Asshole kid at the pool turned man of God.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Eyeball licking is a thing in Japan, and it's causing pink eye. Neat.
• Advice from TV dads, which somehow doesn't include "stay off the pole."
• A Kate Upton naked body paint gif. It looks like she's wearing clothes but she isn't!!
• 29 people who are doing it right. 30 if you count me not wearing pants right now.
• A baby tries to eat the food in a magazine. What a stupid baby!
• Behind the scenes at the Tonys looks STRESSFUL.
• A ladybug playing with sprinkles is my #1 find of the day.
• One Million Moms doesn't like the new sexy Kraft ads. What, you don't want to be One Million Horny Moms?
• 10 facts about farting is both silly and informative.
• Girls in yoga pants. Guys, you'll only get them if you lose the beer gut.
• And a bonus link! The women of the Hooter's swimsuit pageant. What the hell is that, you ask? Good question.

[still via Huffington Post]

Anything more than walking a straight line in tuxedo shoes is a bad idea.

[via The Chive]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 12 boob gifs. I just tried to grab my computer screen.
• Parakeets running in slow motion, which pairs nicely with almost any genre of music.
• Cow farts could one day fuel planes. In terms of cow parts, farts are really the only thing we DON'T use.
• A guy had an erection for 8 months. That's what you get for getting a dick implant.
• Dogs out the window will make you question every stress you have in life.
• Miley Cyrus has a grill now. She could barely talk before!
• Here's a guy dancing at an electronics expo, dancing pretty much how you'd expect from someone attending an electronics expo.
• Facebook has hashtags now. #ohyeahnothatsreallycoolwealllovehashtags.
• A couple married at Ikea. Their first, second, and third courses were all Swedish meatballs.
• An idiot called the police on his hooker because she wasn't hot enough. Wait not all hookers are hot?!
• And girls in towels, because I'm a sweetheart.

[still via I am Bored]

The funniest thing about this gif is that people attended a Kansas City Royals game.

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Wait 'til they start potty training her. Saran wrap. On. The seat.

[via College Humor]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A hands-free Whopper holder. Unless you're missing arms, this is a bad idea.
  
• A chick won a MILLION dollars on Wheel of Fortune. She might be Rain Man.
• Chase goes swimming. Even I can't remember to grab a towel.
• Rihanna loves the pain of a Brazilian wax, say random people who don't know her at all.
• Chicks in biknis! How much do you love me? A LOT, I THINK.
• This scary shower curtain is amazing, but none of my friends are allowed to buy it.
• 16 GIFs with surprise endings. You'll never see 'em coming.
• Depression isn't real. According to this guy who is clearly a licensed doctor.
• Andrew Bynum ordering tacos at Chipotle. No further information required.
• The thong cape scooter rider is totally allowed to keep riding a scooter in a thong and cape.
• And Big Ben's Twitter account is just- very accurate.

  [photo via UPI]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This guy is a Photoshop master. He and Rihanna look so happy together. 
• Twerking in the wrong places is GIF gold. But are there wrong places to twerk?
• There's a Google Glass porn app now. Talk about POV's.
• Eddie Murphy's Boogie In Your Butt, because I can't think of a reason not to include it.
• Phones Replaced With Sandwiches. Honestly I'd rather drop my phone than a sandwich.
• Sexy girls in tight dresses! We all like to be slutty sometimes.
• A guinea pig watching the rain in a cowboy hat. Jesus Christ this is deep.
• Nathan's Prank Texts really pissed some people off.
• Teeny tiny foods! I'll have 100 orders of pancakes, please.
• Samuel L. Jackson is holding a monologue contest. Get out your quill and ink.
• Talking Bellies temporary tattoos. My dad's spits out lint all day.
• And a great dane meeting a baby goose, so you have something to e-mail your mom.

[photo via Izismile]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A Vaseline helmet, which will protect your skull from chapped lips.
• The Texas Sky Scrambler is definitely going to kill someone.
• JCPenney made a teapot that looks like Hitler. At least it isn't an actual Hitler teapot.
• Here's a May news blooper compilation. Live TV! Never a dull moment.
• Ants will carry signs if you put pee on them. Looks like the ones in my yard are about to picket.
• Squeezing boobs may help prevent breast cancer. Also it's just fun to do.
• Face Mashups is a great YouTube channel. I suggest Lebron and Carey Mulligan next.
• These bike tricks are gnarly. I still use training wheels.
• 28 hula hooping girls GIFs should keep you entertained forever.
• And how to make a hot fudge chocolate chip cookie cookie dough ice cream sandwich. In case you'd like your heart to explode, but aren't sure of the best method.

[photo via Metro]