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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

On last night's show, Daniel cleaned out his wallet, and gave his remaining gift card balances to those who need it most: Tosh viewers with access to both TV and internet.

Congrats, guys! And for those of you who didn't get the gift cards: just buy your own pizza. It is literally the cheapest food.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was BK Chicken Fries (above)
• A guy got naked on a car
• Someome tamed an ostrich
• Two classy ladies participated in a slap off in this week's Video Breakdown
• We played with flash cotton
• And Daniel gave you guys some gifts.

The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"

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I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• We looked back at the year in a Best of Season Four Web Reflection (above)
• A guy played a Christmas carol with a flute in his butt
• We watched some cars in snow carnage
• A guy got pressured into going suitcase toboggan sledding in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel made a Rube Goldberg Nutcracker.0
• And Daniel shared his gift giving ideas.

Guys never pay me in Mustangs.

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He should have brought some laundry detergent too.  He gonna need that to get the blood off his clothes.

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Debbie Downer made the paper. And I'm not even talking about Kevin Mack. Who's clearly just mad because people constantly tell him he looks like Shia LaBeouf.

But what the fuck, Brittany Wellman?? A used copy of Super Troopers should be on the list of the BEST gifts you've ever received. Ungrateful brat.

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It's the perfect gift for your nagging boss, your mother-in-law, and your future ex-wife!

Get yours today!

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