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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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10 Must-Have Products

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 6, 2013 at 3:00PM

In this magical season of consumerism and cheer, it seems the perfect time to make you aware of some can't-miss gift options. Because no matter the particular holiday you celebrate, they all require that you give your friends and family some kind of crap they probably don't need.

So why not take a little help and check out our unique gift ideas like this ambience-enhancing Chia Head of President Barack Obama? After all, there's no better way to celebrate the leader of the free world than painting seeds onto a likeness of his skull and helping him grow a green afro.

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Just In Time For Father's Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

Even better gift idea: a note that says "Fuck You" written in A-1 Steak Sauce.

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10 Great Gifts For Me (Or Your Favorite Alcoholic)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Hey guys, it's May 17th. You know what that means: only 11 more months to my birthday. But what to get for the man who has everything, and by "everything" I mean a drinking problem?

I've helped you out and compiled 10 slosh-tastic gift ideas for either me or the special sauce-hound in your life. Ideas like the stealthy "Wallet Flask" (above), or perhaps something a bit more traditional, like the "Booze Belt" (below).

Click below for more alcohol-themed gifts, ya lush.

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10 Awful Mother's Day Presents To Make Her Regret Giving Birth To You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

Yes, it's almost here: Mother's Day. Are you tired of pandering to your poor old mom with gifts she'll actually like? Flowers? Gift cards? Jewelry? Snoozefest 5000! Why not get her a gift that says how you really feel? You know, like "Fuck you for putting me on this terrible planet," or "I hate student loans and I hate you, you old hag!"

That's why we've compiled a list of 10 awful Mother's Day presents that will make her cross her legs and yearn for a retroactive abortion. Gifts like "Bacon Candle" (above) and "Back Hair Shaver" (below.)

 

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Click below for more truly terrible Mother's Day gift ideas!

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