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Hey guys, it's May 17th. You know what that means: only 11 more months to my birthday. But what to get for the man who has everything, and by "everything" I mean a drinking problem?

I've helped you out and compiled 10 slosh-tastic gift ideas for either me or the special sauce-hound in your life. Ideas like the stealthy "Wallet Flask"(above), or perhaps something a bit more traditional, like the "Booze Belt"(below).

Click below for more alcohol-themed gifts, ya lush.

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Yes, it's almost here: Mother's Day. Are you tired of pandering to your poor old mom with gifts she'll actually like?Flowers? Gift cards? Jewelry? Snoozefest 5000! Why not get her a gift that says how you really feel? You know, like "Fuck you for putting me on this terrible planet," or "I hate student loans and I hate you, you old hag!"

That's why we've compiled a list of 10 awful Mother's Day presents that will make her cross her legs and yearn for a retroactive abortion. Gifts like "Bacon Candle" (above) and "Back Hair Shaver" (below.)

Click below for more truly terrible Mother's Day gift ideas!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

On last night's show, Daniel cleaned out his wallet, and gave his remaining gift card balances to those who need it most: Tosh viewers with access to both TV and internet.

Congrats, guys! And for those of you who didn't get the gift cards: just buy your own pizza. It is literally the cheapest food.

I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

[via The Chive]

Wondering what to get for yourself once you've returned all your shitty Christmas presents?

WONDER NO MORE. Both Deep V's AND Cardigans + Casual Jackets will be available for purchase on 12/21 (if the world is still here), or you can pre-order them today!

Check out Daniel in Deep V's on DVD and Blu-ray.

And get some Cardigans + Casual Jackets, exclusively at Walmart.

Happy Holidays, and more importantly: you're welcome.

I hear Walgreen's gives its ass fragrance away for free.

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I know it's early, but I got you guys a Krispy Kreme video about touching butts.

[via Krispy Kreme]

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

Send them a lot of gifts.  They need to make some big differences.

[via Reddit]

He should have brought some laundry detergent too.  He gonna need that to get the blood off his clothes.

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