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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

She's A Screamer

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 12, 2013 at 10:00AM

 

She's hoping if she screams loud enough she'll drown out the constant visions of dying alone.

[via The Daily Haha]

This Little Badass Is Eating A Raw Onion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 12:00PM

Do you all feel like pussies now? Because you should.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Nice Voice, But Not Quite Unhinged Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Musical talent runs in my family, all of whom I've recently murdered."

[via CollegeHumor]thumbcrazyeyes

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 28, 2013 at 12:00PM

I'm glad she's using the correct terminology. (She used to say cunt.)

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

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Peekaboo

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

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So THAT'S how Asians are born.

[via Break]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Buzzfeed]

The Female Body Is An Amazing Thing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 10:00AM

Don't look at it too long- it's actually hypnotizing you to like Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

[via Failblog]

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Hobo Jane Always Has The Best Show-And-Tells

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This is actually for a report on how Happy Meals are made.

[via Izismile]

Good News If You Like Antiques And/Or You're A Pedophile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

[via Izismile]

You'll Definitely Get A Boyfriend Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

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