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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

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Yeah, but does it do anal?

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"Can't you just use the paper towels under the sink?"

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Sharing this must be the worst part about having roommates.

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Thank you for the suggestion, Devon. And thank you for making me look up what IMO means. It's a pretty good abbreviation, IMO.

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'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

'Cause then it's all, "I just think we're growing apart- HAHAHAHA no but seriously I need some space- HAHAHA aw fuck man I'm gonna vomit."

But I thought Hector Elizondo was married?  Why is he going by Marc??

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes. You'll get her back AND you'll become a dad. Awesome.

No one should put pen-like objects near your genitals? Isn't that the entire point of a vagina?

Also, shout out to the only legitimate member of the PEN15 club.

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