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Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

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"Okay everybody clap and turn on 2, Lauren does the Frankenstein on 3 and 4."

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You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

[via Unique Daily]

I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

[via Izismile]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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OMG this is JUST like that "Sex and the City" episode where none of them survived.

[via Break]

Why yes, yes it is.

At least with him it was everyone else's fault, and with them it was on purpose.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't worry, that's just something girls say when they'll never fuck you.

Although, you never know…

"I have to pay for my hair appointments. Daddy buys the tech stuff."

[via I am Bored]

I hear the pink one even comes with a pair of oven mitts and a dish scrubber!

My niece is gonna be so excited.

[via I Heart Chaos]