giving birth

Congratulations to Josh Feldman, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Giving Birth – LIVE," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

When I read this article about the founder of Twitter's wife tweeting while she was giving birth, I threw up in my mouth a little.  It's bad enough when I'm out with my friends and have to wait while they rudely update the internet world on the play-by-play of the night's events, but to be giving birth and tweeting it is just plain sick.  It's mental.  Coo-coo.  It's you're-out-of-your-mind-put-your-phone-or-computer-down-because-you-are-birthing-a-tiny-human-you-should-be-f'ing-paying-attention crazy.

I don't care if you or your husband created Twitter, the least you can do for that little baby who's about to meet you is experience it for yourself.  Let's be honest; the current sitch here on planet Earth is dire enough, you don't need to be ignoring your baby to look cool to your 73 Twitter followers.  There isn't a "#givingbirth" hashtag for a reason.  (I looked it up.)  So put down your phone/computer/PDA and live your life a little!  Sheesh!

I'd keep writing, but I've got to go live tweet my lunch with my cousin.  #Chipotle, woot woot!
Hey, at least I'm not as bad as she is.