glass

Glass, why you gotta be so clear?!

[via Hell.tv]

Or maybe she's just the least likely to be assassinated.

Either way. Best of luck, Laura.

[via The DW]

If this makes you laugh, you are evil.
If it makes you sad, you have no sense of humor.
Thus is the riddle of the manatee.

[via Reddit]

I taught this fox everything he knows about being perverted.

Creepy look in the eyes.  Check.
Ears angled outward ever so suggestively.  Check.
Tongue pressed hard against the glass.  Check.

The key is you have to get totally into it mentally.  You have to be thinking, Yeah, this is for you, bitch.

The term "bitch" being especially apropos in this situation.

It also probably helps that he has "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner blaring at maximum volume in the background.

[via Julia Segal]

Apparently, breaking glass doors is the latest craze.

Fresh on the heels of our Video Breakdown featuring a man busting through an automatic glass door, here comes another lunatic dumping glass on her head the old fashioned way… by breaking through a pane of it.

But be careful, kids, just because something is a trend doesn't mean you should try it.  At least that's the lesson I learned from Lady GaGa.

[via UniqueDaily]

I used to think they used fake glass in Bruce Willis movies.