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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

#whatyou'resaying

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"And on the eighth day, God puked."

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What You're Saying

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But Bubble Wrap Is Real

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

All I'm saying is never pack your fine China in the love of Jesus Christ.

[via I Am Bored]

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I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

[via The Chive]

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Yum

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

Do I like that tattoo? No. But who am I to fudge?

[via Happy Place]

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only god can judge me

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tattoo

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tattoos

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You've Got Some Jesus On Your Tie

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Is this an album cover? Because I'll take 20.

[via The Chive]

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#whatyou'resaying

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

No you don't. God is dead. :/

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Savin' Soulz, TTYL :P

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

[via Prochan]

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Ooh, Me! Pick Me! I Know The Answer!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because God doesn't love you.

[via Izismile]

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He's Not Balding..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

It's just the only way God can see if he's lined up.

[via I am Bored]

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Father of the Year Award Goes To..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2012 at 1:00PM

Thank you, Dad, for providing me with this club that is poppin', and this fine ass booty which rests in front of me. In my own name, Amen.

[via I am Bored]

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