golf

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• High Flying Bitch Slap (above)
• Foot Peel
• Squeaky Frog
• Scary Gondola Ride
• Hanging on to Truck
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bad Boxer
• Mini Tramp Bump-Bump
• Web Redemption raw clip: Ventriloquist Fail
• Live TV Faint
• Nine Putts at Once
• Best Harlem Shake

If I had to guess where in the USA, I'd lean towards Chinatown.

[via Reddit]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It's not about whether you win or lose but how good you look doing it.

Go Team High Fashion.

You have something on your face, Billy Payne. It's a little piece of dignity.

There, yeah. You got it.

[via FoD]

That's news? Thousands of college girls make the best of theirs every day.

[via i-a-b]

Dear Mr. Headline Writer Man,

You're the best.

Love,

Everybody

[via Eat Liver]

Golf is a tough sport, especially if you?re stuck under the cart.

I'm going to go so far as to say that if you don't think this looks like a walking penis that has just ejaculated on its own head, there is something wrong with you.

I actually played this course once.  My caddy told me to "keep your tee shot to the right, away from the giant lake of semen."

[via The Daily What]

The Masters starts today, marking the first time Tiger Woods will be playing professional golf since his whole loving-strippers-and-porn-stars "scandal."  I put the word "scandal" in quotes because I still don't see what is scandalous about loving strippers and porn stars.  Everyone loves strippers and porn stars!  They are there to be loved!

But Tiger teed off about 18 minutes ago and so far he's off to a good start!  (I have no way of knowing if this is true.  I write my posts way in advance.  I'm just going to assume he's off to a good start because he is Tiger f'in' Woods.)

Also off to a good start: The milking of Tiger's shame for corporate advertising!

Above is the first "post-scandal" TV spot featuring Tiger Woods.  No surprise that Nike is the first to re-embrace the star being that they are no strangers to moving forward after scandal.  (Cough!  Cambodian child slaves!!  Cough!)

You could say the people at Nike are "The Masters" of moving on from scandal.

What?  I already used that pun in the title??  F U, jerks!!!!

[via The Daily What]

…should have been one sentence.

A date.

When are you going to play golf again?

I'm infinitely more pissed at Tiger Woods for wasting our time than for cheating on his wife.

Tiger, I realize you'll have to be doing a lot more masturbating now that your sex life is essentially over, but all this moral masturbation is just fucking annoying.