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Weird, I just Googled, "Why does Alexandra type full questions into Google?"

"Ughhhh, uhh, ughhh, uggghhhhh, ugh." -DMX, trying to work a computer.

[via Video Gum]

Now you can play "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" by Googling a celebrity's name along with the words "bacon number."

Yes, the fun bar game you and friends love can now be done at home alone in front of your computer, like everything else in your sad life. Thanks Google!

[Via The Daily What]

Is Daniel Tosh gay? Lots of people want to know. Let it go, Monsters.

There were plenty more extremely important Google searches we didn't have time to show you.

Watch the full version above.

Ok, next question, Google. How do I clean my Mac?

Did you mean: How do I clean my kitchen?

[via BIOTV]

The way you search for gold pants is about to change forever.

[via Clearly Dope]

The image above has been spreading on Tumblr showing that if you Google "that hipster song with the whistling," you get the most obvious result: "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn & John.

Yet when I search "why is a band from sweden singing in english" Google is of no help…

"ABBA" doesn't answer my question, Google!  Though the purple link does raise another question: Why have I previously visited the Wikipedia page for ABBA?

Whatever.  At least this post gives you a chance to listen to "Young Folks."  It's a good summer afternoon song.  Though of course I would say that… I have a beard and live in Brooklyn.

Another good summer afternoon song is "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts.

Alright, I'm done here.

[via Pleated Jeans]

What's up, FSU? Nice video. Creative. Visual.

But don't ever tell a show that gives a voice to the Internet that "the internet speaks for itself". Because that kind of goes against the whole basis of our television show.

Maybe I'm just being nitpicky because I hate FSU.

Anywho, upload your entries to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion HERE. Good luck, other schools.

And gooooooooooo Gators!

Last October, Google announced what the world had previously only dreamed of: cars that drive themselves.

Well, yesterday, a writer for Mashable not only got a chance to ride in one, but he recorded the experience.

As the article points out:

"While [a Google rep] tells me he thinks we?ll see self-driving cars in the hands of consumers within our lifetimes, he notes that at this time, 'It?s really just a science project ? pushing the boundaries of what?s possible.'"

But knowing Google, there's plenty of reason to be skeptical…

Like you tell your car to take you to the grocery store, but instead it takes you to a place with lots of advertisements about groceries but doesn't actually sell any food.

…Or you ask it to drive you to meet your friends at the bar, but instead it autocompletes your trip straight to a strip club.

…Or you hop in your car late at night so you and your wife can get ice cream, but based on your previous driving history it takes you straight to the house of your mistress.

Thanks, Google car!

[via Mashable]

He was a carpenter.  You know, basically a day laborer.

[via Blame It on the Voices]