Goose

Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.

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This is just like that Hitchcock movie "The Birds", except not scary at all and this kid is a pussy.

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"I don't know about pounds but in geese I can do like, one."

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Juggalo Kid (above)
• Things got messy when Daniel hit the roller rink
• We watched a guy get attacked by a goose in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel created some new Internet challenges
• We met Bobby from Brickleberry- like Brickleberry on Facebook!
• And you guys had a field day with the game Slap, Lick, Fondle

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Skateboard Poop (above)
• Punch Punch Kick
• Dead Fish in Leg
• Towel Bat Fail
• Foreign Water Skiing
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Goose Attacks Man
• Hockey Coach Trips Kid
• Web Redemption raw clip: Juggalo Rapper Kid
• It Hurts!
• I'm a Ghost (open house)

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Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

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This parking lot is a metaphor for the Internet today.

Look at this goose in the one wet spot!

It's been fun, guys.

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Gilbert Gottfried is still really upset about being fired.

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