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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Apes Are Just Like Us

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

They can be total dicks.

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Crazy French Couple Adopts A Gorilla

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 6, 2011 at 5:00PM

When Digit the gorilla's biological mother refused to breastfeed her, the Thivillons decided to take her in. Apparently French zoo animals are just one formula meal away from being adopted by locals.

"Good to know!" – Bilingual French elephant

Now, I know what you're thinking: that gorilla is definitely going to end up murdering them. But we can't live our lives not doing things simply because those things may kill us. Would you not jump off a building just because MAYBE the fall would break your neck? Exactly.

[via BWE]

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Amazing New Species Discovered!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 19, 2009 at 3:07PM

Cute Overload labeled this baby gorilla pic "Amazing New Species Discovered!"  Apparently, they discovered a species of zookeepers who aren't reprimanded for abusing their animals in shameless attempts to get promotional photo ops.

Hasani (pictured below) was recently born at the San Francisco Zoo.  We're pretty sure the guise is so people can't jump to conclusions about his sexual orientation.  Don't worry, Hasani, an 800 pound gorilla can have sex however he wants… but especially in the Castro District.

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