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Abra Ca-Grab-Bra

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 19, 2012 at 2:00PM

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TRICK TO ME.

[via The Chive]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cup Check

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

He couldn't see so he had to just feel for the ball.

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Lil' Ass Grabber

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Smart kid. Get it in now before they can try you as an adult.

[via Izismile]

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Showin' Some Philly Love

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2010 at 4:00PM

I saw this screenshot from a Phillies game on the Internet and, as a Philadelphia native, my first thought was, "Wow, I'm surprised every picture of people hanging out in Philly doesn't have a sleazy guy grabbing some chick's breast in it."

Philly!  Yuengling!  Titties!

[via Naughty Bits]

Hey There, Baseball

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 24, 2010 at 11:00AM

Think there's no advantage to going to check out America's pastime stoned to the bejesus?

Well, the high will keep you entertained during those long breaks during pitching changes.

…the ballpark dogs taste that much better.

…and — whoops! — baseball flying right at you?  Just grab that thing and keep on walking.

Here you go, kids.  A little souvenir for you.  You can play with that later when daddy's out back re-upping his buzz in the "tool shed."

[via Today's Big Thing]

Paper Towel Cat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 18, 2010 at 4:00PM

Don't blame the cat.  He's just mimicking what you usually do when you're sitting on that futon with that laptop.

You!  He learned it by watching you!

[via Julia Segal]

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