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…Are You Mad At Me Or Something?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 12:00PM

whorehouse

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

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God Listens

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Our God IS an awesome God.

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More Bathroom Graffiti Philosophers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 11:00AM

No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

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Graffiti Should Be Informative

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

So what you're saying is, for a good time, don't necessarily call Toy Story 2.

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Don't Mess with a Man's Toilet Time

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

Apparently having to drop a deuce in a urinal can make some people aggro.

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toilet

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This Car Knows You Well…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

Christ, and this coming from a car that is so fucking ugly people just write on it with permanent marker.

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Insane Graffiti Art

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

More like Pranksy, am I right??

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Accurate Graffiti

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 30, 2011 at 10:00AM

Is it even considered vandalism when the graffiti is an undisputed fact?

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Not Sure I Want to Eat at This Particular Five Guys

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 4, 2011 at 4:00PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the cup is not filled with Cajun style french fries…

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restaurants

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two girls one cup

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Important Questions

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 14, 2011 at 3:00PM

And if so, can I trade it in for gelato, God? It's kind of hot here.

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