graffiti

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best (fake) tweet about Kim and Kanye's baby. If it were real I'd like Taylor Swift a lot.
• A drunk chick falling over. Flipping tables with her face and shit.
• Father's Day Rube Goldberg. Remember Tosh's Nutcracker Rube Goldberg??
• Fabio picking people up at Whole Foods. What's weird is I've literally seen him at a Whole Foods before.
• 8 bizarre overdoses. Mine would be Fun Dip.
• LOTS of pics of girls and their boobs. Monday? More like Funday.
• A rave dancer who knows a thing or two about popping.
• 50 best bathroom graffitis. I usually just write my number and some tits.
• A great dane won't get out of his bed. And by bed I mean one with a frame and everything.
• Guinea Pig armor makes total sense. So many uses.
• A bear climbs a tree and scares the shit out of this guy who happens to be in it.
• And pizza nachos. Mind blown.

[photo via No Way Girl]

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

[via Izismile]

Our God IS an awesome God.

[via Dangerous Minds]

No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

[via Reddit]

So what you're saying is, for a good time, don't necessarily call Toy Story 2.

[via wwiao]

Apparently having to drop a deuce in a urinal can make some people aggro.

[via IAB]

Christ, and this coming from a car that is so fucking ugly people just write on it with permanent marker.

[via Pleated Jeans]

More like Pranksy, am I right??

[via imgur]

Is it even considered vandalism when the graffiti is an undisputed fact?

[via reddit]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the cup is not filled with Cajun style french fries…

[via Reddit]