Marilyn Hagerty had a good week.
Not only did she write the article above about how fucking superior Grand Forks, North Dakota's new Olive Garden was to all the other shit restaurants in her town, but she also gave the trolls a serious smackdown in a follow-up article.
After Hagerty's article went viral, Grand Forks Herald did a follow up report. In it, they discussed her new-found popularity:
"Hagerty said her daughter, Gail Hagerty of Bismarck, urged her to read the Facebook comments about her review.
“'I told her I’m working on my Sunday column and I’m going to play bridge this afternoon, so I don’t have time to read all this crap,' Marilyn said."
Boom. I picture Marilyn saying that while sucking down a bottle of Chianti at Olive Garden's attractive bar area.
So don't even leave any comments about her article in this post. She ain't gonna read that shit.
[via The Clearly Dope]