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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Grandma Loves Her Trucker Hats

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

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She thinks it stands for Drink Tea Forever.

[via Uber Humor]

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Nothing Stinks Up An Interior Like Old People

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Hold tight, Nana. We'll be at the cliff in no time.

[via Acid Cow]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

What's REALLY amazing about this is that she's deaf.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

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Not Sure If I Should Hide My Grandma Or Set Her Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He's also in the Large Scale Gardening Project Club but that shirt's lame.

[via I am Bored]

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Hey, I Think Your Grandma's An Ewok

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Aww man, they edited out the heart attack.

[via CollegeHumor]

She May Be Retired, But She Still Knows It's Friday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Weird, my party sweatshirt says Tylenol & Tuna Fish.

[via Izismile]

So Basically DMX Is My Grandmother

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 21, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Ughhhh, uhh, ughhh, uggghhhhh, ugh." -DMX, trying to work a computer.

[via Video Gum]

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Fan Favorites: Motorcycle Granny

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 21, 2010 at 6:00PM

Another week of limited but great fan favorite suggestions.  I went with Funsize's suggestion because she (or he) called me "sexy pants."  Flattery will get you everywhere… and I'm not even wearing pants.

So enjoy Motorcycle Granny.  I still can't believe what happens next!

And keep submitting suggestions for your fan favorite in the comments…

Grandma Faxes Tweets

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 16, 2009 at 12:39PM

Here's what Neatorama has to say:

"Dorothy Miller, an 87-year-old grandmother, uses Twitter every day to keep in touch with her family, but she uses no computer. Instead, she uses a fax machine and a service called Cellery that posts the messages to her Twitter page."

Oh….  That's so… the dumbest, most inconvenient thing I have ever heard.

Here's some other great ideas for Granny to try:

  • Update her Facebook status by mailing letters to Mark Zuckerberg.
  • Buy books from Amazon.com by driving to their headquarters in Seattle.
  • Get her latest stock quotes by putting in a call to Michael Bloomberg requesting he read them to her off of Bloomberg.com.

Or, she could just go on the f'ing Internet because she can obviously handle a fax machine which is no harder than operating a computer!

[via Neatorama]

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