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Is it me or does this feel like some sort of Game Of Thrones spoiler?

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No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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This is probably the first time this guy got laid.

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That's so like him to choose the one place no one would look.

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I'm not sure whose tombstone this is, but I'm guessing he was a dick to a lot of people.

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To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, "If you have to die at least be witty about it. Also, you can lie on your taxes."

[via TBT]

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you do it topless
So that I can I see your pecs
Gravedigger

[via Julia Segel]

You guys! Remember when you picked out your class ring in high school? You had to choose the symbols that best represented you and you picked a ring style and stone that meant something to you. Then you paid a few hundred dollars and you wore it for 2 or 3 months? Well, this is kind of like that. For dead people.

RosettaStone sells granite memorial tablets that can be put into your headstone for future generations to discover.

You get to pick up to 6 "Life Symbols" such as bicyclist, female parent, or mail carrier, you know, whatever best represents you. Then you write text and add images so that years from now, people with an NFC enabled cell phone can touch their phone to your headstone and learn about your life.

For only $195, this thing is a steal. I mean, you can even get a crook symbol carved into your memorial stone. If you are a career criminal by deed. And you want to be remembered that way.

I just plan on keeping my Facebook profile up for the next 3,200 years. Everything that anybody needs to know about me is on there…"This is a picture of my great grandma Carly. She liked John Grisham books and was interested in men."

[via Geekologie]