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No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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The correct answer has something to do with hymens.

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To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, "If you have to die at least be witty about it. Also, you can lie on your taxes."

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Grampa is probably rolling over in his grave …so he can get a better view of how SExY U L00K!

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"They deserve it." -Asteroid on its way to Earth

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You guys! Remember when you picked out your class ring in high school? You had to choose the symbols that best represented you and you picked a ring style and stone that meant something to you. Then you paid a few hundred dollars and you wore it for 2 or 3 months? Well, this is kind of like that. For dead people.

RosettaStone sells granite memorial tablets that can be put into your headstone for future generations to discover.

You get to pick up to 6 "Life Symbols" such as bicyclist, female parent, or mail carrier, you know, whatever best represents you. Then you write text and add images so that years from now, people with an NFC enabled cell phone can touch their phone to your headstone and learn about your life.

For only $195, this thing is a steal. I mean, you can even get a crook symbol carved into your memorial stone. If you are a career criminal by deed. And you want to be remembered that way.

I just plan on keeping my Facebook profile up for the next 3,200 years. Everything that anybody needs to know about me is on there…"This is a picture of my great grandma Carly. She liked John Grisham books and was interested in men."

[via Geekologie]