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Dad?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

Idiot. Everyone knows Canola Oil is for partying.

[via The Chive]

I Smell A Grease Fire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

The only thing sadder than using a KFC bucket as a lamp shade, is the realization that somebody ate their chicken in the dark first.

[via BuzzFeed]

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Smartphone Hacking 101

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 3:00PM

I'm not an evil genius.  I just know to steal from guys with greasy fingers.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Mmm…Grease

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 12, 2011 at 6:00PM

Do you ever cook bacon in the morning and wish you could smell like it for the rest of the day? Well, wish no more! Because bacon cologne is now a thing! That is for sale. On the Internet.

It actually sounds kind of disgusting. But it can't be worse than Axe Body Spray.

So go ahead. Mist that pork.

[via Geekologie]

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