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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Shark Week Came Early In North Carolina

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

"I'm just gonna keep circling until these dumbasses figure out how long I am." -Shark

[via The DW]

You Are F**king Stupid

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 12, 2010 at 3:00PM

Paddle surfer and fucking stupid person Chuck Patterson was circled by two sharks while stand-up paddle surfing recently off the coast of San Clemente, CA. Because he is fucking insane he went out the next day with a camera to find them again.

And, hooray (?), the sharks were still there.

"Goddamn! You are one radical son of a bitch!" -Bodhi to Chuck Patterson

[via The DW]

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