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The Nicolas Cage philosophy: Why pay to go to an expensive acting school when you can just hang out at the psych ward?

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When I saw a video proclaiming to highlight the greatest movie sandwiches of all time, I was excited.  Of course I was.  I'm human.

But it neglects to include the greatest sandwich scene of all time: Rodney Dangerfield's sandwich scene in Back to School!

"I learned this in Europe."

Ha.  Europe.  That's a funny place.  RIP, Rodney.

[via The Chive]

Follow up question: Is this the only lacrosse goal you have ever seen?

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This is the goats-on-truckiest, monkeys-on-dogiest speech I have ever heard. Not even the President can make me believe in myself in so few words.

"In 1962 a little boy was born and his dream and his goal…was to own a monkey."

Hearing that from a guy with two costumed monkeys?

Inspirfuckingational.

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Jabba the Snowman post: Greatest Tosh.0 blog post or laziest Tosh.0 blog post?

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A number of blogs have featured the above video entitled "Worlds Greatest Golf Shot" [sic].

I realize these trick shot videos are a "thing" on college campuses right now, but, guys, really?

Once the ball goes through a tube or a gutter, it's no longer a "shot."  The tube just points the ball where to go.  I'd be more surprised if the ball didn't go in, because that would mean you didn't have the manual dexterity to point a tube in the right direction.  That's the point of a tube: To help something get where you want it to go.

Are these kids amazed when they turn on the faucet and water comes out?  Obviously, the efficiency of tubes excites them.

When taking a shower, do they go: "AH!  WATER IS BEING POURED OVER ME!  OH MY GOD!!  AH HA HA!!!!"

What these guys need is a tube to point them towards some ladies.

Remember the kids from the "Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)"?  You know, the kid who freaked out after his mom canceled his World of Warcraft account and tried to shove a remote up his ass?

Well, then maybe you remember them from "Greatest freak out ever 2"?  Or "Greatest freak out ever 3"?  Or "Greatest freak out ever 4"??  How about "Greatest freak out ever 5"?  You get the idea.

I'm about to have the greatest freak out ever having to think about how lame this whole thing is.

Well, in case you didn't notice — and unless you're a devoted fan of everything the now dubbed "Freak Out Productions" do, you probably didn't — these young Internet stars have released another freak out video.  This one is "Greatest Freak out ever FAQ."  (I'd love to better understand their system for capitalization.)

Apparently, what makes this video so great is the way it plays us all as fools making us sit through five minutes of nonsense to get to what is definitely not even a great freak out, let alone the "greatest."

The real greatest freak out will be when these kids discover that making a few bucks is definitely not this easy for their entire lives.

[via Videogum]